woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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