Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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