I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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