'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Boobs are out for the taking
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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