I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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