No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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