Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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