Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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