why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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