Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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