Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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