fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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