these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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