dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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