you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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