Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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