It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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