can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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