Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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