Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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