So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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