Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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