I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
