Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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