Nicole vs. Life
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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