Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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