I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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