Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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