"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
why do cheetos always look like penises
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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