She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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