there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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