Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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