i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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