trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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