Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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