You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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