i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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