Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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