He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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