Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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