you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
two words...techno handjob
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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