There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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