Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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