He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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