I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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