Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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