You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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