That's intense
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Randomize
