This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
pop tarts are not kleenex
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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