I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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