come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
you never un-have a 4some
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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