Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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