Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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