I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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