I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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