would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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